There are only three things that are truly guaranteed in life, death, taxes and the production of TV talent shows. It’s true – the world is awash with shows created to ‘make all your dreams come true’ by giving us common folk a platform to show off our incredible talents… or in some cases in the past (here’s looking at you, Honey G) just how incredibly talentless some of us are. But hey! That’s show biz baby.

Pop Idol, The Voice, Britain’s Got Talent and of course… X-Factor. So many shows, so many seasons, so many hopefuls having their dreams dashed on live TV in front of millions of people each and every week and not to mention, so SO many snide, witty, soul-destroying comments from the judges of the shows themselves. I mean, what’s not to love!?

It can’t be an easy feat to destroy some poor persons hopes and dreams in front of a live studio audience (unless of course, you happen to be Simon Cowell, in which case it’s probably the thing that gets you out of bed in the morning) but hey, a jobs a job. And if it happened to be your job, do you think you could pull it off!?

Well, let us help you figure it out! Simply tell us which of these former X-Factor contestants you would either Pick or Pass on, and we’ll tell YOU exactly which X-Factor judge we think you are.