BEEP BEEP BEEP!

What is that horrific sound?

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!!!!

You open one eye and glare at the perpetrator – how dare it wake you from your sweet dreams about uninterrupted sleep and at this ungodly hour! You yawn and switch the b*****d off.

Nope, just not feeling life today. The thought of moving brings actual tears to your eyes. Just one rest day and you’ll back at it again tomorrow.

*ONE WEEK UPDATE – vegetation has started to set in…

We’re all guilty of laziness every now and then. Sometimes you just need a day of netflix and chill (only no sexual connotations there because that takes too much energy). Still, when does one day off become most days and when does most days become every day.

How lazy are you? Well if you’ve read this far then you can’t be that bad! Or maybe you’re doing this quiz to procrastinate from work…we know your game! Time to separate the idols from the idles!