Your parents/flatmate/boyfriend are out for evening and you have the entire place to yourself.
It’s a pretty rare occasion to be left alone. What do you do with yourself? What do you eat? What do you watch on TV? …THE WORLD IS YOUR OYSTER!
Well, when us ladies are left to our own devices, one thing’s for sure…things are about to get pretty weird (to all the boyfriends out there: stop reading immediately – or continue, if you’re in the dog house and are inevitably after all the brownie points you can possibly acquire).
Nothing screams a ‘wild night’ more than a female home alone: full access to your shared wi-fi, food, alcohol, the telephone, the neighbour’s cat, your own thoughts (cue the faint memory of the time sl*ggy Sandra tried it on with your fella down the pub)…sh*t is about to get real.
But hey, at least we are all together in our weirdness…right?
It’s too relatable
You can bet every single girl do the things on this list.. It’s just who we are!
1. Tidy your room but get nostalgic about the first thing you find
Right. I’m going to do it. I’m going to sort out my entire room of junk.
Awww this is the pencil I got from the time we visited the London Eye… Oh I can definitely finish the Rubix cube… aaaaand my room is just more of a mess.
2. Lie there and ponder every sassy comeback you should have said
Why do we only ever think of the best things to say in an argument after it’s over?
You can’t help but lie on your bed and make up some cracking, foolproof comeback – just in case you’re ever in the same situation again.
3. Sniff your bras to see if you should wash them
Yes ladies, the moment of truth has come and it’s time to do the sniff test. What we are thinking we will smell I am unsure…
The sniff test works on all clothes
It’s a scientifically proven method to determine where clothes stand on a scale from ‘can get away with a few more days‘ to ‘please wash immediately.’
4. Organise an entire holiday, but then never book it
Italy, 2 weeks, all inclusive in a five star hotel for 4 people. £600. Absolute Bargain.
We’ve even figured out travel from the airport to the villa, but then remember that we don’t have the money or the time… It’s fun to look though.