Even though most women walk around as if they live this perfect life and nothing they do is weird or strange this is so far from the truth. Women are just much better at hiding things than men are and frankly they do a damn good job at it. We have been searching the internet looking for things that women do that are embarrassing but they just won’t admit it. That’s how this article came to life and let’s be honest here. Nobody is perfect and we all have our little or big things that we do that would make most people scratch their heads in disbelief but then they are not remembering the plank in their own eyes.
When someone does something different than others it doesn’t mean that they are a terrible person. It just means that they are human with their very own personality and us here at Daily Feed love to embrace individual personalities and say go for it! Be yourself 100% of the time and don’t let others bring you down just because you might look or act differently than others. I say all of this to say that this article is in no way attacking women and their quirkiness but rather to show the world that everyone does weird things and it’s okay to be different.
So without further ado let’s check out these things that woman do that won’t admit it unless you catch them directly in the act. Hey, a woman needs to uphold her perfectness! Enjoy and please share this with all of your friends.
1. We will wear the same bra and not wash it for a long time.
How long is that you might ask? I think if we told you then you might not hang around us anymore.
But you have to admit that guys are not any different when it comes to their clothing! If it is not stinky to the nose why the need to wash the pesky bra?
Not to mention everytime we wash our bra it wears them down and decreases their lifespan a lot.
So next time you see us walking around the house in just our bra just know that we probably didn’t wash our bra for at least a few wears, maybe more.
2. We have tendencies to stalk our ex’s online when you aren’t looking.
You may think that this is stupid and why would we even care about what our ex is up to.
We as women like to just know that they are still okay and that nothing bad happened to them. But we also know that our man would get jealous if they ever caught us doing this.
That’s why we would never admit to doing this. Unless you maybe caught us red handed. Good luck with that!
3. We have to pluck hairs from many places on our body.
While you might not see us doing this I can assure you that it is a thing we do quite often.
Who would like their woman to hair all over anyway? Actually, don’t answer that because we know that there are some out there that like the ‘natural’ look on women.
But as a woman, we would rather not have those rogue hairs growing everywhere and would do just about anything to get rid of them.
4. We have so many bizarre beauty rituals that if we told you your head would be spinning.
That’s right! We want to look great so we do everything we can to not only relax but to look our best.
With this comes a lot of weird beauty rituals that you might think are crazy. But as a woman, these are mandatory for us and we love doing most of them.
They also give us an excuse to hang out with our friends and pamper ourselves. But if you ask us we won’t admit to doing even half of what we do. It’s better to just let us do our thing.
5. We lie about our period if it will benefit us in any way.
That’s right! If we can get out of doing something that we really didn’t want to do we will pull the “I’m on my period” card.
The crazy thing is most if not all the time this works for us and we basically get out of just about everything.
But don’t be fooled because when we really are on our menstrual cycle we do feel like crap and would rather not do anything but sit down and eat ice cream and binge watch something on Netflix.
6. If we run out of deodorant we will do anything to make sure we aren’t stinky and sweaty.
Whether this means running some kind of citrus on our underarms we will do it! No woman wants to walk around with sweaty pits.
Nobody thinks that a sweaty woman is attractive and we know this. Especially when you can see the sweat on our clothes.
That’s why we find any kind of hack we can for tackling that pesky sweat!
7. If there is a line to the women’s bathroom we will find other places to go.
You might think that this couldn’t be but let me say that when a lady needs to go pee and there is a long line we will do anything to get that pee out.
If you haven’t noticed, there seems to always be a line to the women’s bathroom.
But this is usually not the case for the men’s bathroom. That’s why we will run in and use then men’s bathroom if the wait is too long. Every woman has done this at least once.
8. We can get in really weird moods.
I know you might be thinking that you already knew this. Maybe you have noticed this at times but it does happen to us and sometimes we just hide it really well.
When this happens we don’t even want to shower for a few days.
We do eventually shower but it has to be on our own terms. Just don’t ask us about it unless you want the death gaze!
9. When we do finally use the shower we find reasons to use the shower other than actually taking a shower.
Like taking a piss in the shower. I know it doesn’t sound like something a lady would do but I assure you every lady has done this at least one time.
We may pee in the shower but we do draw a line for sure. Isn’t pissing in the shower better for the environment anyway?
Whether it is or not we do it. Just please don’t ask us if we do it because you will not get the answer you might want to hear.
10. We tend to smell our partner’s clothing at times.
I would have to say that every woman has done this and probably does it on a regular basis.
There’s just something about smelling our partner’s sweaty clothing that is satisfying to us.
Maybe the smell just relaxes us. Just don’t ask if we do this because we will never ever admit to doing something so strange.
11. We tend to look at ourselves in the mirror while we cry.
I know this is a very strange thing but we all do it.
After all, we want to check ourselves to see if it’s possible to cry and look good while doing it. Although, we usually find out that we are a total mess after sobbing for 20 minutes.
12. We even pick our nose when you aren’t looking.
If you think that women don’t pick their nose then you have a big surprise coming.
We all do it! Whether we are royal or just an ordinary girl.
13. Making selfie duck faces all the time when you aren’t looking.
You may have already known that we do selfies all the time. But you probably haven’t caught us making weird faces while doing it.
But we all do it and don’t ask us about it.
14. Then we will pretend to be typing about a message while taking selfies.
We might give ourselves away by accident if the flash goes off.
But it’s just part of a woman’s life. We want to see how sexy we can get our selfies to look.
15. Even though we have many outfits to wear we sometimes wear the same outfit two days in a row.
Especially if we are literally just at the house doing chores all day.
We might even just keep wearing our nightgown in that case.
16. Killing a bag of cookies in one go.
That’s right! Once we start eating those delicious cookies it can be really hard to quit.
Which results in us eating an entire bag of cookies at times.
17. We also find things the eat that have been hidden at the bottom of our purse.
Every woman has done this when they are out of the house and get hungry.
We go digging in our purse looking for anything edible. Sometimes we score and find a protein bar of nuts. It doesn’t even matter it is unwrapped. We will still devour it.
18. We only shave what we have to.
Especially if we aren’t wearing shorts or a skirt.
Why take the unnecessary time to shave all of that unless someone is going to see it?
19. We will use Yoga stretches to loosen up our jeans.
I know you might think this is weird but it actually works well.
After all, if we can stretch good in our jeans then we can do anything in our next real Yoga session.
20. We tend to scream at the TV.
Of course, only when we are watching our favorite shows.
We have all at some point yelled at the screen. Especially when watching shows like the Bachelor.