Dins at the Palace
You’ve got your hat and your tiara, you’ve pre-loaded on potato wedges because you know there won’t be a complex carb in sight, you’ve steered clear of the garlic and have made a mental note to suggest Pictionary after dinner and stay well clear of the property trading board game that will not be named. You think you’re ready for dinner with the queen, but you’ve just scratched the surface.
20. Start eating before the queen
I hope the Duchess isn’t susceptible to hanger- look at poor Camilla, she looks bloody starving.
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At Buckingham palace you can’t chow down until her majesty decides to tuck in- don’t get her started on her Corgis, you’ll never get to eat.
19. Keep eating if the queen is done
Look at Harry, desperately scarfing down dinner, trying to get in enough mouthfuls before the Queen calls time on tea.
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There’s no info available on if you have to start and stop drinking when the Queen does, like a regal drinking game, but we like to think so.
18. Sit down when the Queen stands up
If the Queen stands up you do too. Having dinner with the queen is starting to sound like an exhausting f*cking nightmare.
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