Surely it’s time for a Doner?
As the Megabus rumbles back into the capital, its passengers starting awake and embarking on a bleary eyed search for an open kebab shop, we find ourselves back where it all began.
The siren call of slowly rotating meat
Spanning countless miles, this journey has a carbon footprint bigger than a private-jet-owning clown, but I like to think it was worth it.
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After a wide reaching, if not entirely comprehensive, survey, it can be concluded that the UK is putting in a pretty average performance on the global stage, as far as proving affordable beer goes.
These findings will surely be presented to the world imminently
We’re not exactly Caracas, but we’re not Stockholm either. Sitting slap bam in the middle is good enough for us, and a comforting place to hold as the nation steps forth into the political unknown.
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If this venture seems to your boss like a giant, unplanned bender, calmly explain that it was all in the name of legitimate economic research.
Add some infographics to really sell it
And if that doesn’t work, at least you can now add ‘expert in pint prices around the world’ to your CV as you hunt for an employer who’s a bit more of a legend.
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