It’s a well-known fact that in every room, in every place, whether you’re in a bar or in the local gym, there in the back of the room, lurking in the shadows, waiting to make his advancements, will stand a creepy guy. They are just everywhere.
For century upon century, women have tolerated the catcalling and creepy one liners in the streets. To deal with this harassment, many woman often use to ‘ignore and shrug it off’ method.
But recently, with the rise of online dating sites, creepy guys are able to manifest their creepy words in ways outside of wolf whistles. Through sending creepy messages, creepy guys think they can say anything to women online and are able to be as confident and cocky as need be.
But what these creepy guys didn’t anticipate, was the emergence of the strong, witty and care-free online woman. A species who will burn you with her words until you run home crying to your mum.
In celebration of this woman, we have put together the funniest comebacks from those females who have been the subject of a creepy guy online. These will either have you laughing out loud and actually feeling sorry for that guy.
There’s nothing that burns a man more than insulting his manhood. This woman knows how to hit hard.
2. £100, what an insult!
This is kind of mean, but we LOVE it!
3. Tinder Burn
Jasper has no idea what was coming. It took him ages to come up with this titanic gaff. What a waste.
We loved reading this as Logan is messed around by this witty woman. No threesome for him.
5. Just. Plain. Odd.
It’s one thing asking for a intimate photo online, but it’s another wording it like this.
6. The classic
We’ve all been there. You’ve turned a guy down so he’s called you fat. It’s nothing new Lorenzo. Who is even on Tinder at 7:13 AM anyway?
7. Hairless cat?
This guy was pushing his luck! He got that pic he wanted anyway.
8. Good start
It started off so romantically. Every girl wants a guy to compliment her smile…
We can only imagine what this guy went through. Actually kind of make us feel pity for him.
10. You’re a trumpet?
Top dating tip: Ambiguity when flirting, never gets the girl!
11. Straight to the point
How to scare off any creep: state them facts about vagina. They’ll run so fast they won’t look back.
This quick witted woman has put Jason in his place with a simple one liner.
13. Step away
Nothing like mixing a bit of light selenography with flirting.
This girl thinks outside the box.
15. Short and simple!
What a waste of time hiding every chair would be, ey!
16. Some people can give it…
…but they can’t take it! The dating world really is every man for himself.
17. As you wish…
This guy was so desperate for sex, he was even satisfied with a picture of nothing.
Simple question. Simple answer.
We love these comebacks from these sassy females! Keep them coming ladies!