Some People Don’t Deserve Kids
While I don’t want children at any point during my life, I really don’t think some people deserve the right to have a child. When you’re still acting like a party girl and your child is looking up at you with what is quite clearly a tearful face, you’re not ready to be a mother. That being said, it could just be one of their little brothers.
I Approve Of This
Have you ever seen that old black and white photo of the baby cages people used to put their children in, hanging hundreds of feet in the air so that they could get some air? It makes my palms sweaty just looking at it. Go google it.
What Even Is That?
Is that The Stig from Top Gear? I’m almost ashamed that I actually know the name of the guy and that Top Gear has become somewhat of a cultural icon. Genuinely depressing really. Go watch Stewart Lee’s whole routine on Top Gear to see exactly why it’s one of the worst things to come out of this country.
Surely This Was Done On Purpose?
I wouldn’t be surprised if this was some kind of advert for a Slenderman game rather than a terrifying sight into how a photographer and someone she knows are being followed. Either that or someone has dressed up either for a fancy dress party or in some new form of ski wear that I’ve never seen
These Two Have A Good Relationship
No matter what connects these two, they’ve definitely got a nice little relationship going on here. Whether they’re family or a couple, the fact that they can do this kind of stuff in close proximity is genuinely warming to me. Does that make me weird at all or does anyone else actually agree with me?
The Internet Has Ruined Creepy Pictures
With the advent of Photoshop and the high level technology that allows us to manipulate pretty much every image in anyway that we want, creepy photographs will always come with a high level of skepticism. While it used to be too far one way where people would believe anything they were shown, not pretty much nobody will believe you if you claim to have photographed a ghost.
Lads Just Wanna Have Fun
This seems like the kind of thing that either I or my mates would do while someone was attempting to move. Why bother trying to move that couch with your mate’s girlfriend when you can hide in the back of the moving van, jump out, and make her drop it onto her own foot? Priorities people.
What Is This Achieving?
When I first saw this I was fairly sure that this was a woman who had been travelling and had let her hygiene drop as low as people like me where they don’t brush their hair. What it actually is, is a furry tarantula. People always share pictures of themselves holding snakes and stuff, but what are you achieving by placing a spider on your head?
Reckon It’s A New Form Of Spoiler
When I was younger, you were in one of two different camps. Either you wanted to grow up big and buy a car with a spoiler, or you thought someone who chooses to have a spoiler is essentially someone who needed to realise that a car isn’t a replacement for a personality. Pretty much haven’t changed my opinion on that either to be honest.
Giving Birth To A Ghost
I don’t really know how this medical technology works, but I’m fairly sure that when it’s used to check anything in your body, you’re not supposed to find out that you’re harbouring the ghost of a baby within your being. Imagine having tests done and your doctor telling you that you’re first person to contract ghost baby.
They Clearly Deserved It
This is like the greatest way I’ve ever seen of punishing a child for screaming and crying while in a supermarket. Essentially, this little kid was clearly sounding off so either their parent or their sibling decided to give them a time out in the coldest place in the supermarket. Who can really blame them?
Clearly A Still From A Horror Movie
I would watch this. If this was an image that went viral for its creepy background, and then we found out it was actually a promotional thing for a horror film, I would definitely go to watch it. Pretty much the perfect way to sort out the campaign for your horror film any film produces that are reading.
What Are The Chances?
I often have very little sympathy for people who throw their snaps up on the internet, only to find out that their body parts are showing once they already have done. That being said, this feels like the probability scale is way off when you think about exactly how much chance had to be put in to make sure that a mirror this small reflected something taboo.
This Is Why People Don’t Like Snakes
Now you can see why a lot of the things in the animal kingdom are covered in camo. It’s so people like you will come along without noticing them, either so they can stay hidden and safe, or so they can attack. Fairly sure that snakes border more on the attack side than they do the stay hidden side to be honest.
What a silly place to keep a dog. Look at those eyes though! I’m fairly sure that if I found a dog like this, or caught someone doing this to their dogs, I would flip out in a way that I wouldn’t for a human, Yeah, that’s the kind of weird psyche that you’re dealing with here.
Some People Just Like To Wind Other People Up
I like to think that someone’s mother had put this up on their door and wanted to take a lovely photograph to put online and highlight to her social media friends that her life is great. Her son, being someone like me, thought that this was a great chance to wind his mum up. That being said, why do they have a hole in their front door?
He’s Probably Got About Five In There
We should all be incredibly proud of this little dog for, not only having a dream, but for pursuing that dream until he became the dog that he always wanted to be. He has achieved more in a dog sense than most humans will achieve throughout their lives. Most people just let their dreams be dreams.
Somebody Stop Them
Yeah rather than taking a picture of the poor person, you might want to try and signal to them that they’re about to lose their keys. That being said, you could also need to call the police because how exactly is this person driving the car without their keys?
Many People Have This Ailment
Yeah, I didn’t realise that a lot of people had knees that looked like either baby faces or the face of Seth Rogen until the internet pointed it out to me. Now that it has done, I can’t see anyone’s knees without imagining there’s a face behind them trying to bite their way out.
Quite The Costume
This guy is definitely taking Christmas to a whole new level. I like to get into the Christmas spirit as much as the next guy, but I never take it to the point where I’m literally walking around like a giant Christmas tree. Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like you can always take festive spirit too far. Am I being a killjoy?
Why Must People Hide?
Okay, I’d probably do the same as well to be honest, but still it’s surprising that this many people are like me, in the sense that they find it funny to hide behind people and ruin their selfies. There’s something incredibly juvenile, yet cathartic, about ruining somebody’s selfie without them realising you were ever there.
There’s Something Very Sad About This
As someone who really doesn’t enjoy being stuck somewhere I can’t leave, and someone who adores animals, I find this picture really unsettling. I know the cat is probably fine but that doesn’t really make it any better. Nothing about this photograph is rational to me.
GET OUT BEFORE IT MAULS YOU
All joking aside, get that child out of there right now. Sure, the panda seems cute at first, but that thing will rip your face off as soon as you start cooing at how fuzzy it is. Or maybe not. Maybe they’re docile. I literally know nothing about panda bears whatsoever, so don’t take my word for it.
Does She Know?
This is another example of someone going so far to prank someone that it is actually pretty impressive. Either that or they’ve kidnapped someone and they’re trying to let us know. Has anyone checked up on this girl to make sure she isn’t known for hiding men under her bed?
Let Him In
Let that little guy in! My parent’s cat will stand at the cat flap if you’re in the room because it knows that a human will open it for him. My mum and dad reckon he’s too stupid to do it himself, but he does it when we’re not there so I know how truly smart he is.
An Experiment In Race
I would like to think that this started because this group of friends wanted to see if they could completely camouflage their mate against something that was black. I actually REALLY hope it started with him getting a little buzz on and then staring at the fridge as the idea came into his mind.
As a massive fan of cats and a big hater of babies, I imagine that I more than most other people would actually be really happy to find out that my partner was pregnant with a cat baby. As long as it was full cat that is. What I’m trying to say is that I don’t want a baby, I want a kitten.
I Wonder How Many Photograph Backgrounds I’m In
So, I really hope that I’m not in many people’s photographs because if I am, I know with my luck that I’ll be doing something like picking my nose. I’m not saying that I do that enough where it’s likely I’ve been caught, I’m saying I’m that unlucky.
I’m not going to spoil this one for the reader because it’s absolutely brilliant. I hope that a student did this and teachers didn’t notice for months upon months, just wondering why all of the students were giggling every time they walked past that wall.
He’s Going To End Them
There is something incredibly sinister about the look on that cats face. I imagine that it’s the mother rather than anything else, but it also could be something that has decided it wants to take out some primal frustration on some little things. I’m hoping the former.
I Miss House Parties
Even though I know none of these people and have never been anywhere near where this was photograph was taken, it really brings out nostalgia in me. Is that weird? I think it’s just because I miss the days of getting absolutely blasted with your mates in someone’s house and regretting every choice you make. Bliss.
Have A Good Day!
This is pretty much the best way to show people that you aren’t bothered that they’re staring at your behind. I don’t think anyone has come up with a better way of showing off their back end if I’m being honest. Good on her.
This Makes Me Feel So Tense
It makes every part of my body cringe and I can’t really handle it. I’m actually struggling to write this with the photograph in my peripheral vision. Do you see how I suffer for your entertainment? I am a true artist in that respect.
Selfie Or Facetime?
Either this person is face timing with someone else to show them what looks like a newly engaged couple, or they’re taking a picture of themselves to see exactly what they looked like when their son or daughter proposed. Either way, put the phone down and live the moment for god’s sake.
We All Get Itchy
You know, we all do it. There’s no way of getting around the fact that we all get itchy all over our bodies so there’s no point in pretending we don’t. However, that doesn’t mean you should be getting someone else to sort it out for you, especially when you’re out in public.
Another example of people who just shouldn’t be having kids because they’re not ready to put all of their life into looking after a small human being. It’s also terrifying how much this child is blending into whatever is behind her. So scary.
A Magician Lost It In There
I’d like to think that someone who doesn’t like this guy made himself look like a fool, as if he failed a magic trick, just so he could make someone he doesn’t like walk around with a penny in his ear even though he doesn’t realise.
This Is Why They’re Bad Luck
If there’s one thing you can’t trust, it’s something that you can’t see. That means if you have a pet around the house that can camouflage itself to the point where you can’t see it, not even to feed it, then you’ve got a pet you can’t trust. Cats are sneaky like that.
I don’t even know what’s going on here. I know what I’m meant to be looking at, but I don’t really know what it is I’m looking at. Also, those two guys in the forefront look less like they’re bowing and more like they’re trying to stop themselves from falling forward after drinking too much.
Never Let People Have Genuine Fun
This guy gets it. He knows that if you see someone making an effort to have a genuine nice time with no ounce of cynicism or skepticism, them the only way forward is to ruin that time for those people. This world is built for cynicism.
Nerves Affect Us All In Different Ways
While my friends often tell me to picture the audience naked, someone must have told this guy that the best way to calm your nerves when you have to give a speech is to just wet yourself. He must have prepared by drinking as much as he physically could. Maybe he just thought the thing he’s stood in front of wasn’t see through?
You’re At The Wrong Gig
Look man, you like what you like. It’s good that we don’t all like the same thing because that would be boring. but you should stand up for it! Clearly, someone has dragged you along to this gig, and you don’t want to be here. Storm out and show how you don’t be forced into anything.
She Will One Day Rule Us All
There’s some people in this world who want to just fool as many people as possible with something that is absolutely ridiculous. This woman is one of those people. Also, can we point out how you have to be pretty flexible to pose like this?
Teach ‘Em Young
I don’t agree with censorship in any forms whatsoever, and while I understand that children can’t just be open to everything in the world that adults are, I feel like we go to far with what we do and do not allow children to be exposed to. Also, the watershed is stupid.
Kids Can Be Great
This little guy knew exactly what he was doing. He knew it’d be difficult to spot him once the photograph came out and he did it anyway. There’s something so sneaky and childish about it that I actually have a lot of respect for this kid. If I ever am forced to have children, they’ll be like this.
Just Because You’re Dressing Up Doesn’t Mean I Am!
And if I’m ever a dad, this is what I’ll be like! If you want me to take a picture of you I will, but I won’t be doing it under your circumstances. I was in my pants when you got here, I’ll be in my pants once you’ve left. That I can promise you.
They Need To Learn Somehow
What better way to teach a child that they should be more careful not to stain your carpet then by locking them into the naughty cage? I feel like the naughty step will never be as effective as the naughty cage. Mark my words.
He’s Just Doing What Comes Natural
Can’t be mad at the dog for this one can we. He’s essentially just doing what his brain is telling him to do. The funny thing is, the way the photograph has been taken, it almost looks like the girl was trying to get the dog in on purpose. I hope that’s right.
Booze Is Pretty Dangerous
For every picture of people enjoying themselves through the magic of booze, there’s another picture of someone else getting too drunk to handle themselves and injuring themselves in pretty unpleasant ways. I feel for that girl.
He Doesn’t Know What He’s Doing
Would you trust this guy with anything? I’m fairly sure that if this lad was in my office, I would make sure that he was never given anything of importance to do. It’s even scarier to note that he’s working with/for the police.
Do These Exist?
Do elderly nudist colonies exist? If so, are these elderly people regularly visited by their non-nudist grandchildren and anyone else in their family who does not choose to go outside completely in the buff? I might be completely wrong but that’s exactly what this awkward family photograph looks like to me.
Rather than staying home and not allowing himself to have some fun with himself, this guy went against peer pressure, said screw it, and took himself out on the dance floor. There is something depressing yet uplifting about that. If anything the guy should be held up for making me feel an entirely new emotion.
How Did They Not See This Coming?
I feel like if you’re going to bother taking a selfie in the showers you have to understand that you’re almost certainly going to catch someone literally with their pants down. These lads were no different. I suppose now they know for the future?
Look At What We’ve Become
Yet another one of those photographs that makes you realise how ridiculous human beings are and how we’ve turned a normal world into something highly surreal. I just don’t really understand either of these people. Somebody take that child and that dog away from them.
At Least The Top End Looks Good
You’ve got to give it to him, this outfit is looking great. However, if I could just make one slight change, it would be that he should probably put something on the bottom end before he heads out of the house. I’m not saying he definitely has to, I’d just suggest it.
Surely This Can’t Be Real?
Yeah, this has to be a scene from a film, a very good Photoshop or a disgruntled worker who thought that this would be very funny, and they were right. One of the greatest things on the news is when someone who no longer wants their job does something like this.
Always Check For Mirrors
I’m not in anyway against a little bit of a consensual grope. Lets just get that out of the way right now. That being said, if you’re going to go in for one while someone is taking a photograph, I’d make sure that there aren’t any mirrors around. Just saying.
The Inherent Danger Of Frames
If there’s one majorly good thing about the digital age, it’s that you don’t have to take pictures of physical photographs of frames. Another added positive of that is you won’t get caught out in the reflection of any of your photo frames.
He Just Wants To Be Left Alone
You know what? I reckon when I’m as old as this guy that I’ll be wearing pretty similar clothing as well, just stuff to tell everyone around me that I’ve got to the age that I really do not want to be talking to any of you. That’s why I’m out on my own, not out with you.
This Kid Is A Genius
This is the kind of thing that when an adult does it you get sort of annoyed and roll your eyes. However, when a kid does it, thinking about what this would look like to the person holding the camera, you’ve really got to hand it to him, This kid will be doing something cool in later life I know it.
An Interesting Debate
You could have a genuinely interesting debate about this one. Is black history month about the celebration of the ways that black people have influence the world and the culture in it, or a celebration of black individuals for what they have done despite the racist society they live in?
Some People Are Just Too Pale
I’m thinking of starting a group that pale and ginger people can join where we just let it be known that a tan isn’t the most important thing in the world. People slowly giving themselves cancer might just be the stupidest thing that human beings do in the hope of making themselves look better. Pale is fitter anyway.
People Need To Check Their Snaps Before They Put Them Online
Look, your long graze is incredibly impressive and I’m sure that you got it in quite a cool way, but all of it is negated by the fact that I can see your little cherub bottom hanging out the back of your pants. I’ve got some sympathy though because you’re clearly quite the pale ginger like me. Join the group!
Is That A Dog?
I don’t even know what I’m looking at here to be honest. Is that a giant real life dog or just something that someone thought would be funny to buy and put up in a window? Or am I just someone with absolutely terrible eyesight?
Is This A Still From A New Slasher Film?
As I’ve already said, I reckon this could be a perfect way to make a viral campaign for a new slasher film. However, it could also just be a glimpse into the kind of amazing house party that we all wished we’d been invited to when we were younger. Maybe not.
At Least They Can Be Creepy
As already highlighted, not big style into kids, but I will admit that one of the best things about them is the fact that they can add creepiness to any family photo. Just stick them somewhere in the background and it’ll immediately send a shiver down anyone’s spine, especially if you pretend that you have no idea what people are talking about when they reference it in the future.
Always Check Your Logs
Yet another example of an animal clearly having no idea how close they are to being either hurt or killed. There are literally hundreds of ways this cat could be injured and I hope none of them ever took place. Poor thing.
No matter where you look, no matter where you hide, she will always be looking at you. Perhaps you’ll receive some respite, spend a few week without her there, but once you’ve been lulled into a false sense of security, you will look to a mirror, only to find her devilish smile staring at you. There is no escape.
Always Check Your Wheel Arches
If this animal was hurt, I will be very upset. That being said, it’s also a hilarious look at how cats, and to a lesser extent dogs, can fall asleep pretty much anywhere. I can’t even think what the human parallel to this would be. I struggle to fall asleep during the day, never mind within a wheel arch.
Photoshop Failure I Think
So, either people have started growing extra limbs and it didn’t make it into the news, or someone really messed up on Photoshop here. Why exactly did they have to bother with Photoshop with this picture? I really think that these people should start hiring better photographers and leaving the images as they are.
Now We Know Why They’re That Colour
While I don’t actually have any idea what the main predator for giraffes are, but do they really have to be this well camouflaged to get themselves about in the world without being killed? I suppose they probably must if they’ve evolved to this point. That being said, they don’t them necks do they. They’re just showing off.
Definitely The Best Man
I hope that one day I will get to be part of someone’s wedding so that I can pull stuff like this. There’s literally no other way I’d want to be a part of someone’s wedding unless I got to wind everyone up and get as drunk as possible. As I said the other day, if you have a dry wedding, I will not be attending.
What Is Happening?
I don’t think there is anyone in the world reading this who can figure this out and then explain it to me to be honest. This must be Photoshopped. If it isn’t, then I really don’t feel comfortable looking at this anymore. Have they kidnapped this person?
Less Costume Are More Camo
There are some people out there, such as myself, that isn’t really that into fancy dress parties, meaning that when I do attend I never really look anywhere near as good as anyone else there. That being said, there’s also people on the other side of the spectrum who put way too much effort into it, lets be honest.
Who Knew She Was Into That?
There’s a lot of myth and legend surrounding the tragic tale of Marilyn Monroe, but who knew that she was into this sort of caper? Shame that she existed in a time where she couldn’t come out and just tell the world that this is what she was, rather than having to be the desire of every man in the world for a long time.
Who Needs Brand Loyalty?
There’s something brilliant about this to be honest. It’s almost like a photograph was taken to highlight the silly nature of both brand loyalty and commercialism in general. Who cares whether Microsoft use Mac laptops? There’s somethings that Microsoft do better and there’s somethings that Apple do better. That’s just the way it is. No point in ignoring that for a logo.
Give This Guy A Medal
So, the story that I have added to this photograph in my head is the idea that these lot are all childhood mates who met because their parents are friends. They’ve all gone on holiday somewhere one summer and in an attempt to annoy their daughters, the dads have decided to try and ruin every single photograph that they can. God bless them.
They’re So Annoying
When I was younger, my girlfriend at the time lived in the absolute middle of nowhere, to the point where a lamb got lot and trotted into her massive back garden where it then lived for a few months until it found a new home. What seemed like an incredibly cute and fluffy animal at first, very quickly became a massive annoyance when it woke you up every single morning. Who knew lambs made so much noise?
Screw The System
There’ll be a lot of people on the internet taking the mick out of this kid, but I wish I’d had the courage to do the same thing while I was in school. Not only would you get the teachers on your back, you’d also have all the parents after you when they realise that you ruined their precious child’s school photo which they just sent along to their grandmother.
He Just Wants To Learn
There is something so insanely cute about this picture. Get onto Google and look up animals that have wandered into classrooms, because it’s insanely cute. Sometimes they get into the routine of being there everyday and end up being inducted as honorary students. It’s insanely cute. I have a soft spot for animals if it wasn’t already obvious.
Is This Still A Thing?
While I never really found this whole thing funny when it first started, never mind once it became the most worn out joke on the entirety of the internet, I have to admit that this one is probably one of the far better attempts. I think if you get past the mere ease of just fooling someone into believing something that is entirely believable and go into the weird territory of bringing a meme out into the real world, you start to find out that odd and experimental stuff can be done, rather than just the tired stuff everyone has been doing for ages. I know it sounds like I’m taking this all too seriously, which I am, but this is exactly how weird and experimental art comes about, and I’m all for that. Now I’m getting all passionate about weird art and experimental writing, so I should probably dash. You need to make sure that you get the genius down before it leaves your head you know?
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